I’m unemployed right now, which sounds dramatic but is actually absolutely flippin’ fantastic.

Bobby McFerrin’s making the same face I make when someone tells me to stop worrying and just chill out. Anxiety is a great laugh like.

This is a blog post about being a people pleaser, but everything I do must involve The Simpsons apparently.

It was me. I ate all the pies.

Life is precious. Be brave.

Eloping at sunrise at an art installation in the desert near Vegas is highly recommended.